# LOL!!1
  # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
  
  alias wtf='dmesg'
  alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
  alias rtfm='man'
  
  alias :3='echo'
  alias visible='echo'
  alias invisible='cat'
  alias moar='more'
  alias tldr='less'
  alias alwayz='tail -f'
  
  alias icanhas='mkdir'
  alias gimmeh='touch'
  alias donotwant='rm'
  alias dowant='cp'
  alias gtfo='mv'
  alias nowai='chmod'
  
  alias hai='cd'
  alias iz='ls'
  alias plz='pwd'
  alias ihasbucket='df -h'
  
  alias inur='locate'
  alias iminurbase='finger'
  
  alias btw='nice'
  alias obtw='nohup'
  
  alias nomz='ps aux'
  alias nomnom='killall'
  
  alias byes='exit'
  alias cya='reboot'
  alias kthxbai='halt'
  
  alias pwned='ssh'
  
  alias hackzor='git init'
  alias rulz='git push'
  alias bringz='git pull'
  alias chicken='git add'
  alias oanward='git commit -m'
  alias ooanward='git commit -am'
  alias letcat='git checkout'
  alias violenz='git rebase'